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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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,♪ GOTTA GET UP
GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪
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♪ WHOA... ♪
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[[BURGLAR ALARM RINGS
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♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪
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♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪
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♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪
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♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪
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♪ HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! ♪
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Static: I PUT A
!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM
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?WHERE IS HE, SHARON
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.DON'T WORRY, DADDY
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VIRGIL WOULDN'T MISS
.THIS FOR THE WORLD
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YEAH, I GUESS THIS CENTER
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.DOES MEAN A LOT TO HIM
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ALMOST AS MUCH AS
.IT MEANS TO ME
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AND ALMOST AS MUCH
.AS THE FREE FOOD
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?AND THEN
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.NOT TO WORRY, SIR
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I'VE MADE ALL THE
.APPROPRIATE PAYOFFS
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THE SHIPMENT SHOULD
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?DAD
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?WHAT
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I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS
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FOR GETTING ME OUT
.OF SCHOOL FOR THIS
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I REALLY
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.IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL
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PREP SCHOOL SEEMS TO BE
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.A LOST CAUSE FOR YOU, ANYWAY
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?NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND. SO
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THE SHIPMENT SHOULD
BE DEPARTING DAKOTA
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.BY 1300 HOURS, NO LATER
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ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER BEEN
.TO A BLACK TIE EVENT BEFORE
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[[HAND DEVICE BEEPS
.IT'S SO EXCITING
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[[DEVICE BEEPING
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WE'VE GOTTA GET
.STARTED, ROBERT
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.[SIGHS] I GUESS WE DO
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WELCOME TO THE DEDICATION
OF THE NEWEST ADDITION
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TO THE FREEMAN
.COMMUNITY CENTER
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,WITHOUT FURTHER ADO
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LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE MAN
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WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
.WONDERFUL NEW FACILITY
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.EDWIN ALVA
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.THANK YOU, MADAM MAYOR
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IT WAS MY PLEASURE TO
,FUND THIS NEW ADDITION
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BUT WHAT I BUILT HERE
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.ISN'T A MONUMENT OF STONE
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IT'S AN INVESTMENT IN
.OUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE
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WELCOME TO THE EDWIN
.ALVA GYMNASIUM
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.COME ON, DAD
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.HE MUST HAVE A GOOD REASON
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.HE'D BETTER
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!UGH
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[[HISSES
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?ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT
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COME ON! JUST BECAUSE YOU
GUYS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN
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DOESN'T MEAN YOU
.HAVE TO ACT LIKE 'EM
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[[HISSES
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UH, UH
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!ARRRR
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!OHH
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[[SNAKE RATTLES
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?HOW... HOW DID YOU KNOW
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,IF IT WERE A SNAKE
.IT WOULD'VE BIT YOU
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[[SIRENS
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IF I WERE YOU, I'D CHARGE 'EM
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.WITH ATTEMPTED ROBBERY
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BUT THEN AGAIN, THEY'VE ALREADY
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.BEEN CHARGED PRETTY GOOD
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!OH, MAN, IT'S LATE
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[[HAND DEVICE BEEPS
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YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD
.OF YOUR DAD TODAY
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HUH? YEAH, THIS IS WAY BETTER
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THAN WHEN HE WAS ON TV
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.AFTER THE GRAND JURY HEARING
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!Stunned crowd: OH
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[[BEEP BEEP
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THAT IS, I MEAN
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[[SILENCE
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[[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
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HEH HEH. HE MEANS
.THAT THE SYSTEM WORKS
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,ALL CHARGES WERE DROPPED
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AND I'M FREE TO DONATE
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THE OCCASIONAL GYMNASIUM
,TO MY NEW CHARGES
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.THE CHILDREN OF DAKOTA
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[[LIGHT LAUGHTER
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.UNBELIEVABLE
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IT'S SAFER LETTING
THE GUARD DOGS
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.OFF THEIR LEASH THAN YOU
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.GET OUT OF MY SIGHT
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?HI, SHARON. WHERE'S POPS
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RUN FOR IT. I'LL
.TRY TO STALL HIM
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SHARON
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.TOO LATE
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YOU SEE, WHAT HAPPENED WAS
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.NO EXCUSES, VIRGIL
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.I'M REALLY SORRY, DAD
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FOR WEEKS I'VE
BEEN WATCHING YOU
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BECOME MORE AND
.MORE IRRESPONSIBLE
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AND NOW YOU DON'T
EVEN HAVE TIME
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?FOR THE COMMUNITY CENTER
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DAD, IT'S NOT THAT. I WAS
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?WHAT
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[I... [SIGHS
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.ON TELEVISION
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IN FRONT OF THE MAYOR
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.AND HALF THE CITY COUNCIL
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO
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I HAD HIGH HOPES
.FOR YOU, EDWIN
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I THOUGHT SOMEDAY
YOU'D BE THE HEAD
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.OF THIS COMPANY
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BUT YOU'VE HAD EVERY ADVANTAGE
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AND YOU'VE DONE NOTHING
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.TO MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU
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.OH, YES, I HAVE
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?REALLY
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I'VE BEEN STUDYING
THE HAZ MAT GAS
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YOUR SCIENTISTS HAVE
.BEEN WORKING WITH
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.I FIGURED OUT HOW
TO CONTROL IT .LOOK
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.YOU'RE LIVING IN A DREAM WORLD
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EVEN I DON'T COMPLETELY
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.UNDERSTAND THAT GAS
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.NOW STOP WASTING MY TIME
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.EDWIN ALVA JR., MY LEGACY
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I'D BE BETTER
.OFF WITH A STATUE
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?STILL HERE
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.IT'S JUST NOT FAIR, RICHIE
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,I GO TO SCHOOL, I DO MY CHORES
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!I'M A SUPERHERO
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AND MY DAD CHEWS ME OUT
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?FOR BEING IRRESPONSIBLE
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HEY, YOUR DAD DOESN'T
.KNOW YOUR SECRET
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,SO FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW
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.YOU ARE A BIG FLAKE
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,THAT'S NO EXCUSE
,HE SHOULD TRUST ME
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.NO MATTER HOW IT LOOKS
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!AND STOP TAKING HIS SIDE
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?WHO'S TAKING SIDES
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I'M JUST SAYING THAT
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.I'M GOING ON PATROL
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I'M SURE I CAN FIND
SOMEBODY OUT THERE
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.WHO APPRECIATES ME
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.I'LL SHOW YOU, DAD
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:[BEEP] Computer
.ACCESS GRANTED
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WELCOME TO ALVA INDUSTRIES
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.HIGH SECURITY VAULT NUMBER 14
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[[DOOR CLOSES
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Computer: WARNING: HAZARDOUS
.MATERIAL CONTAINMENT AREA
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.DO NOT APPROACH
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.OH, YEAH. THE LASERS
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[[BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Computer: SECURITY
.OVERRIDE ACCEPTED
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Computer: WARNING: HANDLE
.WITH EXTREME CAUTION
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CANISTER CONTAINS
,QUANTUM VAPOR
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A HIGHLY UNSTABLE SUBSTANCE
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WITH UNPREDICTABLE
.MUTAGENIC PROPERTIES
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.UNPREDICTABLE TO ANYONE BUT ME
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Computer: WARNING: EXPERIMENTAL
.PROCEDURES UNKNOWN
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UNABLE TO ASSESS
.PROBABLE OUTCOME
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.NOT PROBABLE, COMPUTER
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.CERTAIN
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I'VE MODIFIED THE
.GAS IN EACH BUBBLE
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,EVERY TIME I POP ONE
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I'LL GET A DIFFERENT
.SUPER POWER
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MAYBE DEAR OLD DAD'LL
FINALLY NOTICE ME
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AFTER I'VE TAKEN AWAY
.EVERYTHING ELSE HE HAS
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.THAT'S IT, MR. LYNN
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.TAKE US OUT NICE AND EASY
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.PIECE OF CAKE, CAPTAIN
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I KNOW THIS HARBOR
LIKE THE BACK OF MY
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!UNHH
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?WHAT DID YOU HIT
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!NOTHING
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!SOMETHING'S HITTING US
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!WHOA
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!AAH
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!GET THE WEAPONS
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!GET READY TO FIRE
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!FIRE
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!YEAH
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!HUH! HUH
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!ALL HANDS, ABANDON SHIP
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!AAH
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I WAS WONDERING WHAT
.ALL THAT RACKET WAS
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MAYBE A CERTAIN SUPERHERO
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.CAN RAISE THE TITANIC
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UNHH
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!AAH
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?DO SUPERHEROES GET HERNIAS
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!AAH
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!Static: ALL ABOARD
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!UHH, YEAH
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[[CHEERS
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!THANK YOU! THANK YOU
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AND WHEN YOU TELL YOUR
,FRIENDS ABOUT THIS
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SKIP THE PART WHERE I TRIED
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.TO PICK UP THE BOAT
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?WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
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I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE
.BEEN INTRODUCED
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.OMNIFARIOUS
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?YOU'RE NEFARIOUS
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.OMNIFARIOUS. IT'S MY NAME
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.IT MEANS MANY FORMS
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.WELL, I GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL
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.LATIN'S AN ELECTIVE
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?WHY DID YOU HELP THOSE SAILORS
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.THEY WORK FOR ALVA
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.THEY'RE GUN SMUGGLERS
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN
.WE LET 'EM DROWN
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?YOU TELLING ME YOU DID THIS
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.UH-HUH
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.THIS, TOO
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!AAH! AAH
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.ALL RIGHT, THAT'S PLENTY
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!AAH! UGH
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.YOU SURPRISED ME
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.NOW IT'S MY TURN
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!AAH
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.I KNOW YOU
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.YOU'RE EDWIN ALVA'S SON
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,YOU HAVE ME AT A DISADVANTAGE
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.AT LEAST FOR THE MOMENT
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.NOW WE'RE EVEN
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?YOU CAN SEE THROUGH MY MASK
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.YUP. I'VE GOT X-RAY VISION NOW
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BUT I CAN'T PLACE
.WHERE WE'VE MET BEFORE
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,OH, MAN. BEFORE WE FIGHT AGAIN
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I WANT A WRITTEN LIST
OF ALL YOUR POWERS
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.AND MAYBE A STUDY GUIDE
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WHY WOULD I WANT
?TO FIGHT YOU AGAIN
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.MY WORK HERE IS DONE
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.THAT WENT WELL
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SO, THINK YOU'LL HAVE ANY
?TIME OFF THIS WEEKEND
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MAYBE WE COULD
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.NO
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[[INTERCOM BUZZES
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?YES
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Man: MR. ALVA, THAT REPORT
.YOU WANTED IS READY
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.BRING IT IN
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DON'T YOU WANT TO FINISH YOUR
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.NOW
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.SOUNDS IMPORTANT
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.NONE OF YOUR CONCERN
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[[DOOR OPENS
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HE HIT ANOTHER
.SHIP THIS MORNING
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THAT MAKES 3 PLUS A WAREHOUSE
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AND 2 OF YOUR
.WEAPONS FACTORIES
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?HAVE YOU IDENTIFIED HIM YET
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.CALLS HIMSELF OMNIFARIOUS
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.THAT'S ALL WE KNOW SO FAR
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.COULD JUST BE A CRAZY MAN
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.MAYBE HE'S NOT CRAZY
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?SPECULATING NOW, ARE WE
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MAYBE HE'S JUST LOOKING
.FOR A LITTLE ATTENTION
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.YOU CAN GO NOW
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.YOU, TOO
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[[DOOR CLOSES
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!AAH
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[[GLASS BREAKING
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[[VIDEO GAME PLAYING
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?YOU GOT A MINUTE
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[[VIDEO GAME EXPLOSION
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.I DO NOW
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I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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.WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU LATELY
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POPS, I JUST GOT A LOT
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OF RESPONSIBILITIES
.NOW, THAT'S ALL
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WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
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ABOUT THESE BIG
?RESPONSIBILITIES YOU'VE GOT
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,YOU KNOW, SCHOOL
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.OTHER STUFF
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IT'S LIKE I HAVE NO
IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON
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.IN YOUR LIFE ANYMORE, VIRGIL
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I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT [[TELEPHONE RINGS
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.I'D BETTER GET THAT
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!WE'LL CONTINUE THIS LATER
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?WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TRUST ME
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?FOR ONCE
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AND HE'S WRECKING
.HIS DAD'S STUFF
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.IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
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.NOT TO YOU, MAYBE
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.YEAH, GUESS I'M LUCKY
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EVEN WITH ALL THE STRESS
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,MY DAD'S BEEN GIVING ME LATELY
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I CAN'T IMAGINE DOING
.ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO HIM
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.UH-OH! CALL WAITING
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SHARON'LL KILL ME IF SHE MISSES
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.ANOTHER CALL FROM REGINALD
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Richie: OOH, BETTER
.LET YOU GO, THEN
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?HELLO
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,I KNEW I'D SEEN YOU BEFORE
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.VIRGIL
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.SO LISTEN UP
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YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY
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OR YOUR SECRET
.IDENTITY IS HISTORY
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?Richie: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
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!GIVE ME THAT
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FIRST OF ALL, ALUMINUM FOIL
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.DOESN'T STOP X-RAYS
.IT HAS TO BE LEAD
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?WHAT AM I? A DENTAL TECHNICIAN
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SECOND, HE ALREADY
.KNOWS WHO I AM
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.OK, GOT ME THERE
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BUT HE DID SAY HE WOULDN'T TELL
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.IF YOU LEFT HIM ALONE
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.CAN'T DO THAT
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.HE'S OUT OF CONTROL
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.THEN... HE'LL TELL
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I KNOW. IF MY DAD'S GONNA
,LEARN MY SECRET IDENTITY
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.IT'S GONNA BE FROM ME
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BUT HE WON'T BE THE ONLY FATHER
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.IN FOR A SHOCK TONIGHT
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?CAN I GET THE LIGHT FOR YOU
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[[GASPS
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STATIC? HOW DID YOU
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?WHERE'S MY SECURITY FORCE
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.OUTSIDE NAPPING
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.YOU GOTTA GET BETTER HELP
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I DON'T THINK IT'LL
.WORK WITHOUT THIS STUFF
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?WHAT DO YOU WANT
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,BELIEVE IT OR NOT
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.I'M HERE TO HELP YOU
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?HELP ME? YOU
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.IT'S ABOUT OMNIFARIOUS
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?WHAT ABOUT HIM
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.HE'S YOUR SON
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.MY SON? THAT'S RIDICULOUS
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.IT'S THE TRUTH
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.AND HE NEEDS HELP
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WHAT KIND OF SCAM
ARE YOU TRYING TO
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?YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
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.CHECK OUT YOUR LABS
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.IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO
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[[YAWNS
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THOUGHT YOU WERE
.GOING TO BED EARLY
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.COULDN'T SLEEP
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.THIS WON'T HELP
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?LOOKING AT PICTURES OF MOM
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.NOT THIS TIME. VIRGIL
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?REMEMBER THIS BARBECUE
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I'M THE ONE WHO DROPPED
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ALL THE HAMBURGER
.MEAT ON THE GROUND
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?REALLY
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VIRGIL TOOK THE BLAME
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BECAUSE MOM WAS
.ALREADY MAD AT ME
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,I DON'T THINK WE FOOLED HER
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.BUT SHE LET IT SLIDE
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IF YOU QUOTE ME,
I'LL DENY IT, BUT, UM
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.VIRGIL'S A GREAT GUY
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GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT
.OF THE DOUBT
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!HEY. MMM-WAH
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?AAH! WHAT DID I DO
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[DAD...[GULPS
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THERE'S SOMETHING
.I NEED TO TELL YOU
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!?EDWIN
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.OMNIFARIOUS
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.SO IT WAS YOU
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?WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO
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,ANYTHING I WANT
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.THANKS TO THIS GAS
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MAYBE I'LL EVEN
.EARN YOUR RESPECT
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?THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
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?RESPECT
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THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALWAYS
.BEEN ABOUT WITH YOU
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.AND I CAN NEVER WIN
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NOT AS LONG AS I
.WAS PLAIN OLD EDWIN
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YOU THINK THIS IS HOW YOU
,GAIN SOMEONE'S RESPECT
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BY WRECKING
?EVERYTHING THEY HAVE
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.I'VE GOT POWER NOW, DAD
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AND THAT'S ALL YOU'VE
.EVER RESPECTED
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GIVE ME THOSE THINGS
.BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF
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!COME OUT HERE AND FACE ME
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[[GAS RELEASES
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!FACE YOURSELF
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ALL I'VE EVER TRIED TO DO
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,IS PLEASE YOU, BE LIKE YOU
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BUT YOU'VE NEVER
,HAD TIME FOR ME
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.ONLY FOR YOUR PRECIOUS COMPANY
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AAH! DON'T MAKE
.ME DO THIS, EDWIN
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?WHAT? PAY ATTENTION TO ME
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[GET IN HERE NOW! [DEVICE BEEPS
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,UHH. DON'T HURT HIM
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BUT DON'T LET HIM
.GET AWAY, EITHER
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.OK, THIS ISN'T EASY
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I KNOW I'VE BEEN
,KIND OF FLAKY LATELY
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.BUT THERE'S A REASON
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VIRGIL, YOU DON'T
.HAVE TO GO INTO IT
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?I DON'T
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.NO, YOU DON'T
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.BECAUSE I TRUST YOU
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YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN ME
.A SINGLE REASON NOT TO
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I
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU
.MISS YOUR MOTHER
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I HAVEN'T DONE A GREAT JOB
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.OF HELPING YOU DEAL WITH THAT
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BUT I'VE WATCHED YOU HANDLE IT
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.BETTER THAN I HAVE, FRANKLY
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,I DON'T SAY IT ENOUGH
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.I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON
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.I'LL SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS
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!OH, DAD
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00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,601
WAIT! I GOTTA TELL
.YOU SOMETHING
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?NOW WHAT
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?WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
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!BRING HIM BACK
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.HOLD YOUR FIRE
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00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,701
.I DON'T WANT HIM HURT
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.I GOTTA PROTECT MYSELF
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.NO, YOU DON'T
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.I'M CALLING OFF THE ATTACK
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?WHERE ARE YOU GOING
.WE'RE NOT DONE YET
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!PILOT DOWN! I NEED BACKUP
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!YOU GUYS HEAR ME? HELP
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.WE GOT YOUR BACK, NUMBER 2
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!YOU GOTTA STOP THEM
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!DON'T SHOOT. I'M ORDERING YOU
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.Pilot: TOO LATE FOR THAT
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WE GOTTA STOP THIS FREAK
.OR HE'LL GET ALL OF US
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.Second pilot: COPY THAT
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.OPEN FIRE
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!YOU GOTTA STOP THEM
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?I CAN'T! CAN YOU
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.GONNA TRY
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UNHH
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!AAH
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.[WEAKLY] UNHH
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!UNHH
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?ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE
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YEAH. KNOCKS OUT
.ELECTRICAL DEVICES
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?WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
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.THEY COULD HAVE KILLED HIM
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!AAH
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00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:24,767
ALL HE WAS THINKING ABOUT
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.WAS PROTECTING HIS COMPANY
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00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:29,101
.YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT ME
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ALL YOU CARE
ABOUT IS YOUR IMAGE
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.AND YOUR PRECIOUS LEGACY
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?YOU WANT A MONUMENT
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I'LL GIVE YOU A
MOUNTAIN OF RUBBLE
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WHEN I BRING THIS
,BUILDING DOWN AROUND YOU
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.NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES
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.UH-OH
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!AAAH! OHH
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!TOO... FAST
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!CAN'T... CONTROL... IT
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!NOOO
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!AHH... OH
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DAD
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?IS... HE ALIVE
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.I DON'T KNOW
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.I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
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BUT I THOUGHT A FATHER
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COULD WORK THINGS
,OUT WITH HIS SON
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.EVEN YOU
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GUESS EVERYBODY
.ISN'T AS LUCKY AS ME
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